Buzz·Posted on Nov 5, 2010World's Greatest/Grossest Police ReportA West Virginia woman was arrested in October for demanding cunnilingus at knife point. Below are excerpts from the police report, presented without comment. WARNING: Foul (very foul) language.by Gavon LaessigBuzzFeed News ReporterFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink On Friday, October 22, 2010 at approximately 1837 hours, this undersigned officer (RHM) arrived at a dispatched domestic dispute at the I77 Motor Inn near Fairplain, Jackson County, WV. There, RHM met Danny Ray Williams, James Adam Watson, and Melissa Lee Williams. ... RHM observed Melissa Williams to be nude from the waist down and sitting in a living room chair. (The two men) told a story of Williams coming to the residence intoxicated. Melissa Williams asked each of the two males to "...eat my pussy..." and commenced to undress herself. Danny Williams continued to state that he declined the said invitation from Melissa Williams. However, Adam Watson stated that he agreed to perform at her request. As Watson approached Melissa Williams, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams. Watson then declined to proceed any further because of the strong vaginal odor and ceased his involvement with her. Melissa Williams then produced (a) knife and pointed it towards Danny Williams and stated "......somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your fucking throat......"