“I spoke with other teachers that had been working at the time of the incident. They all stated that Porter did not drink sodas or any other canned beverages and maintained a strict vegan diet…However on the date in question they noticed that he was drinking a Coke and had gone to Taco Bell to get tacos for lunch.”
“I approached Porter who was sitting calmly in the teachers lounge in the nude…I asked him how he was feeling, he responded, ‘I’m good.’”
“He stated that he had reached a ‘new level of enlightenment,’ and ‘he wanted everybody to be free now that his third Eye was open.’”
“I then explained the obvious problem with his third eye being open in public.”
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