So Guess What This Guy Was Doing When He Was Pulled Over

    If you saw the previous installment of Police Report Theater, then you can hazard a guess. This man was arrested for drunk driving after plowing through the tape of a crime scene in Portland, Oregon. We'll let the reporter from Fox 12 fill you in on what police found in his car. He was, uh, "driving a manual." Seriously though...twice in one week?

    • "When officers found the driver, identified as Kevin Signalness, they said he had his pants unzipped and a pornographic magazine laying on the passenger seat."