Hungover Owls
A Tumblr devoted to bleary-eyed owls as they face the morning after. If you were on the verge of extinction and could only find employment as an extra in a Harry Potter movie, you'd also be driven to drink. Throw back a few from Hungover Owls.
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"There's...there's juice in the fridge. Just...just fucking take it."
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"I'm going to need a fistful of aspirin before you open your goddamn mouth again."
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"Look, I'm sorry for blowing up earlier. It's just...I can feel tequila...in my face."
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"Give me...give me like...five...five minutes. Jesus."
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"Oh God Damn...It's like there's puke pressing up against my eyeballs."
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"Jesus. Today is going to suck."
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"Wooboy. Alright. I can do this. I can do this."
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"Jesus Christ. If those three don't shut the fuck up somebody is going to die."
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"...Motherfucker."
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"Oh God, don't mention foo-blarghhh"