Dog Shoots Owner In Ass

Just another man-bites-dog-bullet story. More awful wordplay: “Bow wow OW!”; “Ready, aim, FUR!”; “From my cold dead PAW!”; “Shooting MANGE!” “The SNOOPY Sniper!” “Man’s Best FRIENDLY FIRE!” Etc. You’re welcome, America’s lazy news anchors.

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