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19 Embarrassing Moments That Make You Question Your Will To Live

You pray to god that nobody saw, but even if they didn't, it doesn't lessen the burning sensation of shame that fills your soul.

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1. You're lying in bed, scrolling through your newsfeed, when all of a sudden you drop your phone flat on your face.

BAM!
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BAM!

2. Reaching for the toilet paper after doing your business and realizing that there's none left.

"Welp, that's it. I guess I'll just sit here and patiently await death."
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"Welp, that's it. I guess I'll just sit here and patiently await death."

3. When you've tossed something in the trash and then notice that there's no lining in the bin.

Bonus points if what you threw out was smothered in sauce or similarly splatter-prone ingredients.
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Bonus points if what you threw out was smothered in sauce or similarly splatter-prone ingredients.

4. Hearing a recording of your own voice.

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"Wow, I didn't know that I sounded like a duck with a sore throat."

5. When you see your train pulling into the station and you run like hell so you don't have to wait the extra five minutes for the next one.

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You make it onto the train and even though you're heaving and gasping for air on the inside, you play it cool and act like you had just sauntered in. And the other passengers, bless their souls, also pretend they didn't see you running like a total dork. Thank you, strangers. <3

6. Or when you run like hell to make the train only to end up with half your body actually inside the train and the other half helplessly flailing about on the platform.

&quot;Stand clear of the closing doors, please.&quot; The doors show no mercy for human life.
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"Stand clear of the closing doors, please." The doors show no mercy for human life.

7. Saying hi to someone and then realizing that you have something in your teeth.

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"Why didn't anybody tell me?!"

8. Taking a shower and then running through your house naked because you realized you forgot your towel.

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Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. COLD.

9. Waving to someone who wasn't waving at you.

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"I am a loser."

10. Saying "good morning" at night, or "good night" in the middle of the day.

11. Stretching out and realizing you have a hole in the armpit of your sweater.

&quot;How long has it been there? Did anyone else see it? Brb never raising my arms again.&quot;Learn how to fix this tragic situation here.
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"How long has it been there? Did anyone else see it? Brb never raising my arms again."

Learn how to fix this tragic situation here.

12. Loudly messing up the lyrics of a song.

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"Just pretend it never happened. No one will remember it, right? RIGHT?!"

13. Spilling something on your pants and then having to pass by other people.

&quot;They all think I peed myself. I can never be seen in public again. RIP social life. We had a good run, but now I&#x27;ve gone and ruined it all.&quot;
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"They all think I peed myself. I can never be seen in public again. RIP social life. We had a good run, but now I've gone and ruined it all."

14. Discreetly smelling your armpit and then realizing that someone was looking you.

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So you pretend you were stretching out your neck and then resolve to avoid that person for the rest of your life.

15. Accidentally hailing the train as if it were a taxi.

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"Why did I do that? It's a train. Trains always stop..."

16. When you've been walking around with your fly open for god knows how long.

It&#x27;s times like these that make you wish somebody had invented the time machine already.
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It's times like these that make you wish somebody had invented the time machine already.

17. Casually saying "love you" after placing your order with the Chinese takeout place.

&quot;That&#x27;ll be $8.60. Give us about 15 minutes.&quot; &quot;Great! See you soon. Love you.&quot;Raise your hand if you&#x27;ve ever done this at the end of a first date. Farewell all hopes of having a second date...
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"That'll be $8.60. Give us about 15 minutes."

"Great! See you soon. Love you."

Raise your hand if you've ever done this at the end of a first date. Farewell all hopes of having a second date...

18. Nearly stepping onto the up escalator to go down.

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It's okay if nobody was actually on the escalator, but if someone was coming up — and especially if they were almost at the top — you feel the wave of shame come over you like a river. *avoids eye contact and scurries away as quickly as possible.*

19. Being startled by a bug that isn't actually a bug.

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It was just a speck of dirt. Congratulations, you've just made a complete fool of yourself.

This post was translated from Portuguese.

CORRECTION

The language for #5 has been updated to reflect BuzzFeed's editorial standards.

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