Titanic is a 1997 movie, written and directed by James Cameron, that smashed box office records, won a gazillion awards and, most importantly, taught us all how to love again.
You probably know all that right? But did you know Titanic has an alternate ending? No? Here are the best bits.
1. BILL PAXTON TRIES TO CRY
2. THE REVEAL
3. BILL REALISES OLD ROSE HAD THE DIAMOND THIS WHOLE TIME
4. OLD ROSE THINKS THIS IS THE BEST. JOKE. EVAH.
5. THE COMIC BOOK SHOP GUY REALISES OLD ROSE HAD IT THIS WHOLE TIME
6. BILL TRIES TO REASON WITH HER
7. BILL HOLDS THE DIAMOND, JUST FOR A COUPLE OF SECONDS
8. OLD ROSE SPELLS IT OUT FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T GET IT
9. COMIC BOOK SHOP GUY YELLS IN OLD ROSE'S FACE
10. BILL LAUGHS LIKE A LOON
YOU CAN WATCH THE WHOLE GLORIOUS 5 MINUTES HERE...
