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Which Member Of The Brunch Bunch Are You?

You're getting coffee at an Austin coffee shop. This is your fifth cup today, and it's only 10AM. Where are you?

Choose a dog:

You're going hard at The Austin Stone. What time is it?

(b.b. members keeton and lizzey at mt. bonnell doing what they do best)

You wake up at 5AM to have your quiet time and watch the sunrise at Mount Bonnell but there's another group of people there.... how do you handle this obvious intrusion of your space??

You just left it all on the dancefloor. What is your lady jam?

Choose a pastry that best describes you:

not a member of b.b., just a stock photo ok

You got out of bed, put on pants and hauled your textbooks all the way to the Formal just to look productive. But rly, where are you online shopping?

What is your favorite way to make others uncomfortable?

Lastly and most importantly, choose your dream brunch:

Hot diggity, you're Cade. Sassy and classy, with some major male diva tendencies. Our very own Scott Disick. You love J.Crew, the frat lyfe, and responding in the group message. And since you have that grext on mute and never reply you probably didn't know you were elected president of the Brunch Bunch lol surprise

Cade Hill

Holy cow, you got Sarah Warnke!!!! You're one of the newest members of Brunch Bunch! You bring humor and energy to every situation and we love you for it. You have a super fun laugh. You're the queen of the Callaway movie room and you love Jesus, Delta Gamma, and car dance parties.
Welcome home gurlie!!

Sarah Warnke

You're Keeton - you intimidate others with your beauty, love a tasteful VSCO filter, and one time you met Sam Smith. And hey, your physical dependency on Whole Foods and crying at Legally Blonde the Musical (often w/ Cortlyn) are nothing to be ashamed of. You'll also be representing the Brunch Bunch on the bike ride from Austin to Alaska in the Texas 4000!!!! And we all know the hair is still looking perfect under that seahorse head don't play

Keeton Schenck

\*in Cort's voice\* Hello there you little cupcake. You're Cortlyn Bates, the one and only. The jury is still out on whether you're actually a cartoon character. Your inexhaustible energy says to people 'hey i'm cortlyn there's a strong possibility i might have just consumed eighteen pixie sticks'. You live on a diet of coffee, showtunes, and neck hugs. Your entire family is flawless, and the love of Jesus radiates from your tiny body. We just hope your husband is prepared for a Les Mis themed wedding.

Cortlyn Bates

Hello it's Liz!!! Congratulations, you are everything - kind, a great listener, fervent seeker of Jesus, lover of writing affirmations, and frequent user of the word "nug". One time you cried uncontrollably laughing at the fact that Priyanka told you she was playing IM basketball. You can normally be found quoting C.S. Lewis or your female mentor Kevyn, and you're like a restraining order from Ben Rector waiting to happen. Thanks for reminding us that we all matter <3 and that Prather exists

Lizzey Hill

Congratulations, you're DREW! You're premed but you're also fun?? like what is that about you can't have it all Drew.. You're smart, incredibly articulate, and (much like Cade) a frat daddy. 100% husband material. Rusher of BYX, future Christian folk rock star, and as savage as they come in the grext. You belong in our hearts as much as you belong in black and white candids from your latest jam session. Thx 4 bein u

Drew Sullivan

Why are there no male sororities ugh life is so hard......... Congratulations, you're David! With sarcasm as cutting as your well-toned muscles, you're the total package. You spend your free time taking pictures with babies, telling all of your friends "I have no friends", and accidentally offending people. And your abuela leaves some incredible comments on your Facebook posts

David Sanabria

After all those answers you're probably wondering who you got, and now it's crystal CLARE! Recently voted funniest girl in the bunch, you are everything and a tennis racket. Thank you for embracing this insane friend group like you embraced that tennis racket.   
We love you, even if you do live in Hardin.

Clare Bowman

Congratulations, you are Pri (Prikachu, Pryioncé, Pringle) a.k.a. the most beautiful person on Earth??? You also exclusively punctuate with question marks. And you're one of the founding members of the Brunch Bunch!!!! With cheekbones as high as your GPA and love for others more open than Cypress will ever be, you're our queen. Your cover of 679 is the unofficial official theme song of this group. Don't be surprised if we stage an intervention soon for your worrying lack of sleep, and sorry IM basketball didn't work out lol if it's any consolation you are still the most savage person in the grext

Priyanka Suri

(Disclaimer I created this quiz but did not write this Priyanka wrote this)   
Congratulations, you're Garrett Mireles: King of Social Media, Connoisseur of Waffle House, and arguably the most school-spirited celebrity of UT Austin. You're from Beaumont (sorry) but make up for your sad upbringing by "treating yourself" literally always. Get ready; walking to a destination 10 feet from your dorm room is a 20 minute journey - every living creature you encounter along the way will somehow know you and ache to strike up conversation, take a photo, or get an autograph.  
Keep being genuine and keep being flawless, you.

Garrett Mireles

Welcome to the Brunch Bunch, Aris! As a new member, we obviously expect full commitment to a love of brunch. You definitely met the requirement of hours spent in the Formal. You're basically the sweetest guy out there. You are the Spirit of St. Louis, and you were Greek before it was cool (lol college). And that wink!!!! ow ow

Aris Sevastianos

Give yourself a pat on the back - you're Brunch Bunch's cutest lil thing. You've got effortless style, an infectious smile, and a fervent love for Fetty Wap. You look like you walked straight out of a Crew Cuts ad and into the Formal Lounge, where you can be found most nights until 2AM, enjoying the musical stylings of Madhav and spreading your love to the residents of the Jac!!! Tiny bun, giant heart <333

Madison Tumey

Congrats, you're Missy!! Better known as Tiny Teen for your amazing ability to grow into a normal sized person just in time for the big move from LA to the Forty Acres. You eat at least one Frosty a day, have season passes to DisneyLand, and spend your free time in your elf costume thinking about Christmas. And why do you know so much about sports?  
We love you Tiny Teen. We're so glad we could make Texas feel like home for ya.

Missy Horner

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