1. Literally everything has dairy in it. EVERYTHING.
2. So you have to order almost everything plain, just to be safe.
3. Which makes you worry that waiters hate you with a burning passion.
4. You always have dairy pills within reach. Because if you don't have them, things could get dangerous.
5. You can't enjoy a pint of Ben and Jerry's without feeling extremely guilty.
6. And yet it always seems like pizza, mac 'n' cheese, and ice cream are tempting you.
How dare they?
7. "Dairy-free" substitutes tend to be gross or tasteless.
"Dairy Dream," more like downright lie.