Went three days without showering and didn't even feel bad about it.Spent more than four hours watching Netflix. On a Wednesday.Considered purchasing a waterbed.Worn a pair of Crocs.Worn glasses without a perscription to look 'hip'.Sang along to a Nickelback song.Bought underwear from a thrift store.Said that Beyoncé wasn't talented.Declared you were proud to be a Hufflepuff.Considered re-reading the "Twilight" saga.Considered re-watching the "Twilight" saga.Worn flip-flops to anything mildly important.Worn a fanny pack.Missed your MySpace page.Logged into your MySpace page.Updated your MySpace page.Actively followed Heidi Montag's career.Ate SPAM. Not because of finances but because you wanted to.Made your bed even though you knew you were going to get right back in it.Tried to sing a Celine Dion song at karaoke night.Ate more than four hot dogs in one sitting.Worn the same sweatpants three days in a row.Taken a selfie in a public restroom.Asked a waiter to take a photo of you and your friends.Went to an Applebee's. Completely sober.Went to the movies to see a Justin Bieber documentary.Drank alcohol during class.Shown up to a class while drunk.Judged someone even though their life didn't directly affect yours.Wrote a poem about your pet.Made yourself a meal of only garlic bread.Pretended that you don't like Disney movies.Openly sang while wearing earbuds in public.Made up a family death to get out of a class.Used the same family death to get out of another class a month later.Wondered what it would be like to get a perm.Actively sought out ways to get said perm.Got the perm.Went to Taco Bell two days in a row.Told someone that your favorite restuarant is Taco Bell.Told someone that you love breakfast at Taco Bell.Wore gauchos.Considered shaving your head to 'save time'.Went to Walmart just to hang out.Wanted a pair of Birkenstocks.Watched Nascar.Fried Twinkies. With no intention of sharing them.Cried while singing the "Gilmore Girls" theme song.Listened to an Ashlee Simpson song.Created a BuzzFeed quiz about being hopeless.
How Hopeless Are You Actually?
You gonna be okay, baby boo.
You're finding your way. You have room for a few more hiccups.
You can save yourself. Leave the past behind. Burn the Crocs.
You are verging on hopeless. Do you decide to accept your fate or become a strong, independent (wo)man like Bella Swan?
I assume you are here because of either Crocs or Birkenstocks. You are totally hopeless (but, like, you are still you and you are happy and that is all that matters).