Sexy Costumes Based On the Least Sexy Video-Game Characters

Everyone dresses up as a sexy witch or a sexy Pikachu. So we decided to take the least sexy video game characters of all time, and make them into costumes...that you'd still probably be embarrassed to wear in public. [More sexified costumes of the terribly unsexy over at gamepro.com]

• Sexy Old Snake | Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

  

  "Sexy has changed. I'm no hero...never was. I'm just sexy....hired to do some wet work."

• Sexy Heavy | Team Fortress 2

  

  "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe...*sniff*...maybe...I've yet to meet one that can outsmart sexy."

• Sexy Andrew Ryan | BioShock

  

  "I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Sexy." [There's more! Sexy Clank! Sexy Colossus! Sexy Scribblenauts! Over at gamepro.com]