1. A statement pendant light to make you feel like you're eating a gourmet meal in a hip restaurant (even though you're actually just eating peanut butter straight from the jar in your kitchen, YET AGAIN).
2. A patterned area rug that is both chic ~and~ stain-resistant. Who says we can't have it all? ("All" = a rug that will still look nice after you inevitably spill coffee on it).
3. A gold bar cart so stylish, it will make your bottle of Two-Buck Chuck taste like Three-Buck Chuck.
4. A sweet cat-and-butterfly-covered decorative pillow that's a total conversation starter (even if the only conversations you've had recently were with your actual cat).
5. A set of semi-sheer ombré panel curtains, for when you want to let the sun shine in.
6. A rustic-chic chalkboard with key hooks that will help you finally get your life organized — or play tic-tac-toe, whichever.
7. A comfy accent chair you can put together in five minutes. Less time assembling = more time to curl up, watch old episodes of The O.C. and wonder why everyone used to wear their hair like that??
8. A shelving unit that can be set up upright or horizontally. So the next time you get the midnight redecorating itch, you can ~actually~ give your room a new look, instead of just moving your desk across the room and then deciding it looked better before.
9. A framed retro lightning bolt print to give your living room some true '80s glam vibes.
10. An over-the-door shoe rack that holds 36 PAIRS OF SHOES! Now, you can finally organize your many cute heels, boots, and sandals...and then keep just wearing that one kinda grubby pair of Keds.
11. A cooling weighted blanket to keep you rested and refreshed in the hot weather, because your insomnia doesn't take the summer off.
12. A turntable stand that has plenty of space to show off your eight different vinyl copies of Folklore (sure, fine, you could put other things in it, too, IF YOU WANT TO BE DIFFICULT).
13. A Friends blanket and pillow set, for when you and your other blanket are on a break.
14. A 20-piece set of rainbow mirrored flatware that will transform any meal into a whimsical, silverware-based adventure! Yes, even eating reheated chicken breast in front of your laptop! ESPECIALLY eating reheated chicken breast in front of your laptop!
15. A bamboo cheeseboard and cutlery set, so you're always ready to throw a wine-and-cheese party (which, let's be real, is the only kind of party that's actually fun).
16. A glow-in-the-dark zodiac shower curtain that will give your bathroom a little mystical ambiance.
17. An elegant cushioned storage bench, because neatly storing your shoes when you come home instead of chucking them in a weird, gross pile by the door, is life changing.
18. A vintage-styled wall mirror that's perfect for checking your hair before you leave the house or demanding to know who's the fairest of them all (hey, why not try both?)
19. A reversed sequins storage bench to help you incorporate a little glamour into your home and store all those crafts projects you abandoned halfway through. Someday, you'll be ready to admit that you're never gonna finish knitting that scarf. But until then, put it here.
20. A luxe headboard that will make you feel like you're waking up at a fancy hotel every morning — at least until you see all the unwashed leggings strewn across your bedroom floor.
21. A sleek Queer Eye end table, so you can do Bobby Berk proud every time you put down your plate of nachos.
22. A Drew Barrymore Flower Home table lamp that looks like you had to search a million antique shops to find it.
23. A bamboo breakfast tray, because honestly, getting out of bed is almost always a mistake.
24. A desk with a built-in bookcase, so you'll feel really together and productive every time you sit down, even if you're just gonna go read about unsolved crimes on Reddit.
25. An adjustable wooden desk organizer that screams, "I am a model student/employee and I absolutely did ~not~ just close my chat window when you walked over."
26. A set of crushed velvet storage cubes, so you can finally put away all your old, stretched-out basketball shorts BUT MAKE IT FASHION.
27. A mid-century modern desk chair, because now that you spend all your time at home, your home office needs to glow the heck up.
28. A flea-market chic three-tier serving tray that's so cute, it's almost a shame to put food on it (but also, put food on it, put LOTS of food on it).
29. A light-up aroma diffuser, because the only thing more soothing than lavender mist is lavender mist plus a light show.
30. A cute-enough-to-eat toast nightlight that looks like a collectible figure, so your friends will just think you're into adorable, kitschy decor (instead of knowing that you're still scared of the dark).
31. A self-watering indoor/outdoor planter, because you're finally responsible enough to have plants besides cactuses...but, like, not that much more responsible.
Some reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.