1. When you see a hot steamy plate of mac 'n' cheese and know you just can't have it.
2. You can't have any cheese, really.
3. And cheeseburgers? Yeah, not happening!
4. DESSERT? THERE ARE NO SAFE DESSERTS.
5. It's never ice cream, it's always sorbet.
6. Even health foods aren't safe.
7. Trying to find dairy-free items on a menu can be tricky.
8. This is how you order pizza.
9. You get stuck with the vegan option when you're not even vegan.
10. These are your new best friends, whether you like it or not.
11. Most of them will break the bank.
12. Your friends always forget and cook with butter instead of oil.
13. And they tell you stuff is dairy-free when it's really not.
14. False advertising.
15. Foods you thought were safe but actually contain lactose:
Bread. Granola. Even deli meats. WTF?