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    13 Life Lessons From Pulp Fiction

    When life hands you lemons, shoot that motherfucker in the face.

    1. Garcon means boy

    2. What the metric system is

    3. Samoans aren't fat. They're Samoan.

    4. What Divine Intervention is

    5. How to give an adrenaline shot

    6. It's always helpful to have a handyman on-call

    7. How to know you've met someone special

    8. Don't screw your boss unless you're his wife

    9. Or you can make it up to him by saving his life

    10. Heroin is one helluva drug

    11. Tongue rings are useful

    12. The difference between a motorcycle and a chopper

    13. Live life to the fullest. Don't be a...