5 Dogs That Chris Kenny Absolutely Did Not Have Sex With

Chris Kenny didn't have sex with a dog. Not these dogs, not any dogs. These are the best dogs that he absolutely didn't have sex with, even though he could have.

Right wing blogger and failed Twitter quitter Chris Kenny will receive an on air apology from the ABC tonight, after The Chaser erroneously claimed that he had made love to a dog. This vicious attack on Chris Kenny's reputation has gone on long enough, and I, for one, am glad that he will receive a full apology and retraction. Far too many reasonable people watching The Chaser would have believed that Kenny really did have sex with a dog, which is just not true.

In the spirit of clearing the air and letting the truth rise above these vicious, and apparently believable lies, these are the top five dogs that Chris Kenny did not have sex with.

1.

Martin L / Via flic.kr

Chris Kenny absolutely did not take this gorgeous thing in a passionate embrace and make love with it until dawn

2.

Brian Sneldon / Via Flickr: exfordy

Chris Kenny positively did not do the four-legged frolic with this pretty puppy, no sir-ee

3.

Michael Gil / Via Flickr: msvg

There is no way that Chris Kenny buried the bone in this little rascal, not in a million years

4.

Via Flickr: sonstroem

While this dog is all wet, she is absolutely not wet for Chris Kenny, you can be sure of that

5.

Bill Harrison / Via Flickr: bill_harrison

There is no chance that Chris Kenny got down with this good boy and bumped uglies for hours of sweet dog love