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24 Of The Best #TrumpBible Tweets

"I'm not saying Jesus wasn't born in Bethlehem. I'm just saying show me the birth certificate." #trumpbible

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Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump recently described the Bible as "his favorite book".


However, after awkwardly refusing to state his favorite Bible verse in an interview on Bloomberg's "With All Due Respect" Wednesday, the internet has taken the matter into their own hands. Using his trademark blunt and self-promoting way of speaking, Twitter users have begun to create fake Trump quotes about the Bible, under the hashtag #TrumpBible. Here are 24 of the best.


"I'm not saying Jesus wasn't born in Bethlehem. I'm just saying show me the birth certificate." #trumpbible


Thanks for the gold, frankincense, and myrrh Wise Guys. Now go back to your own country. #TrumpBible


"But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, unless they are Mexicans,Chinese or illegals." #TrumpBible


Mary Magdalene was a bimbo, we all know that. But her greatest sin is letting herself go, not the perfect 10 she used to be. Sad.#TrumpBible


I like Jesus. Anyone that can feed 5000 people with 2 fish is sharp. Big mistake not charging per plate. But I still like him. #TrumpBible


"Nothing against god, he's a good guy, I like him, but I could have done the whole deal in three days, I'm just saying." #TrumpBible


And Jesus went out into the desert. But he should have invested in hotels there. I mean I'm killing it in Vegas. A LOT of money. #TrumpBible


"Nehemiah. What an idiot. Why not get the Ammonites to rebuild the wall? Easy." #TrumpBible


#TrumpBible "Jesus said give to the poor. You know what? He was poor! Yeah, another loser looking for a handout. I’m glad they killed him."


I have a lot of Jewish friends. Jesus is one of them. Great guy. Cherishes women. The blacks love him. The Hispanics love him. #TrumpBible


Don't get me wrong: Jesus? Great guy, classy. But a terrible executive. I would never tolerate a traitor within my organization. #TrumpBible


There was no room at the inn. Mary and Joseph should have gone to a Trump resort. Classy. Myrrh like you can't imagine. #TrumpBible


"Can anything good come out of Nazareth? I mean, I'm sure some of them are good people and all. But mostly we get their worst." #TrumpBible


7 days to march around Jericho? I would've knocked down the walls day 1. Then I would've made the Canaanites pay for a new wall. #TrumpBible


A third man passed by, and he was a Samaritan. He bandaged the man's wounds, took him to an inn, and was promptly deported. #TrumpBible


"Let the little ones come to me. I've heard they will work for cheap and are non-unionized." #TrumpBible


God made Adam and Eve. Then God said, "Eve has a nice figure, and if she wasn't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her. " #TrumpBible


Cain, Abel, both good friends. Cain got into agriculture, bad business. But he murdered his competition. That's leadership. #TrumpBible


"Moses? Awful negotiator. 'Let my people go'? If I'd been there, it would've been: 'Hey, Pharoah. We're leaving. Deal with it.'" #TrumpBible


"Moses. What a dope. Had to go into the wilderness. I'd have negotiated a deal with Pharaoh, day one. A great deal. The best." #TrumpBible


I lost a lot of respect for the Pharaoh. Never should have let the Hebrews go because of, what, hail? The Hebrews love me. #TrumpBible


Jesus turned water into wine. The good stuff. Not that garbage they serve at some places. #TrumpBible


#TrumpBible The Romans are the best. Just the best. You've got to know how to talk to them. You like that aqueduct? I like the aqueduct.


Scribe: Which is the greatest commandment? Jesus: Sit down. Nobody called on you. Go back to Jerusalem. #TrumpBible

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