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    Proof You Are Actually A Servant To Your Dachshund

    You may think you are the master, but really you aren't in charge at all.

    1. They demand spa days

    2. They send you on Starbucks runs

    3. You must bring them beer and snacks when the game is on

    4. You have to make sure their favorite book is handy to read while going to the bathroom

    5. If they MUST take a bath, then always use a shower cap so you don't mess up their hairdos

    6. You have to make sure their man bun is just right

    7. You wake up early everyday to make them coffee so they can sleep in

    8. They hog the remote

    9. They always take over the bed and you mustn't move them

    10. They want you to rock them to sleep

    11. You have to carry their poop around until you find a garbage

    12. They expect you to make them dinner every night and do all the dishes after--the cook cleans!

    13. They steal your wallet...

    14. ...and then spend all your money...

    15. ...on shopping sprees at Petsmart

    16. But nonetheless you love them and wouldn't have it any other way!