The 44 Most Unholy Sandwiches Ever Created

These gut-busters were probably the last thing on the fourth Earl of Sandwich’s mind when he indadvertedly created the economical meal that today bears his name. Well done everyone, I guess.

1. The Carmelo Sandwich

Twelve inches of corned beef, pastrami, salami, bacon, lettuce, tomato and Russian dressing packed between two slices of Rye bread.

2. The Sex Panther

Breaded schnitzel, bacon, cheese, ham and steak in a hollowed out bun.

3. The Fat Bastard Burger

Burger with triple beef, triple bacon, triple cheese and caramelized onions.

4. The Double Bypass Burger

A burger topped with five slices of bacon, four slices of cheese, two fried eggs, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and onion between two grilled cheese sandwiches.

5. The French Canadian

A poutine sandwich with french toast buns topped with maple syrup.

6. The Luther Burger

A Krispy Kreme donut bacon cheeseburger with a fried egg.

7. The KFC Double Down Luther Sandwich

A KFC Double Down sandwiched between two glazed donuts.

8. The Morning Glory

Sausage, egg and cheese sandwiched inside a glazed cinnamon roll

9. Krispy Kreme Jelly Donut Chicken Sandwich

A fried chicken breast in a jelly filled Krispy Kreme donut with cheese and honey.

10. The Hurler Burger

A burger topped with Easy Cheese in a jelly donut.

11. The Sausage McStuffin

Sausage McMuffins with jelly donuts inside.

12. The Giftwhich

A tripple-stacked Reuben with twenty-four slices of ham.

13. Swine and Cheese

Multi-layered ham and cheese sandwich stuffed into a wine glass and topped with a cocktail olive.

14. The Pink Panther

A brioche bun with a cotton candy filling.

15. The Candwich

A peanut-butter and jelly sandwich in a can.

16. Denny’s Mac ‘n Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt

A burger topped with mac ‘n cheese, melted cheddar cheese and zesty Frisco sauce on grilled potato bread.

17. The Melt Challenge

Five pound grilled cheese with13 different cheeses, 3 slices of grilled bread served with fried and slaw.

18. Denny’s Fried Cheese Melt

Fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese grilled between two slices of sourdough bread.

19. The Double Bacon Fatty

Bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich as the top bun. Followed by cheese, bacon, a four ounce beef patty, a bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich in the middle, followed by even more bacon, cheese, another four ounce patty, and finally a bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich as the bottom bun.

20. The Friendly’s Grilled Cheese Burger Melt

A black angus beef burger between two whole grilled cheese sandwiches.

21. The Deep Fried Surprise

Beer-battered deep fried Bacon Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, served with double-fried french fries

22. Uncle Joe’s Tex Mex Fiesta

A tripple cheese burger that features, amongst other things, grilled jumbo hot dogs bathed in gravy.

23. The Steakinator

Two 8oz prime angus steaks with braised short rib, cheddar cheese, bacon and a fried egg on a toasted cheese and garlic sourdough bun.

24. The Bennigan’s Monte Cristo

Deep fried ham, turkey american and swiss cheese sandwich with rasberry preserves and topped with powdered sugar.

25. The McDonald’s Mega Tomago

A McDonald’s Big Mac with bacon and eggs.

26. The Cowboy Cafe Barnyard

Two 1/2 pound beef patties, pulled pork BBQ, bacon, 2 slices of cheddar cheese and a fried egg.

27. The Caveman Burger

Two fried chicken breast burgers with eight strips of bacon, melted cheddar cheese, mayonnaise, ketchup, and four slices of butter on fried wheat bread.

28. The McGangBang

A McDonald’s McChicken sandwich inside a Big Mac.

29. The Flatline Burger

Double bacon cheeseburger with peanut butter deep fried and served with two sides of chipotle mayo.

30. The Windows 7 Whopper

A Burger King Whopper with seven patties.

31. The Big McSausage Egg Surf & Turf Mac

A McDonald’s Big Mac, Filet o Fish patty, McChicken patty, McMuffin egg and sausage patty.

32. The 1lb Bacon BLT at Tony’s I-75 Restaurant

One pound of fried bacon on a toasted Italian bread with lettuce, tomato and mayo.

33. The Pizzurger

A double Whopper with a slice of pizza between each burger patty.

34. The World’s Largest Burger

A 185 pound beef burger.

35. The Fool’s Gold Loaf Sandwich

A loaf of hollowed out bread filled with creamy peanut butter, a jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon.

36. The Big Fat Ugly

Wrapped inside a foil package as large as a regulation football you get two rolls, four cheeseburgers, a double cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac ‘n’ cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeno poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, american cheese, mayo, ketchup and french fries.

37. The 30,000 Calorie Sandwich

Sandwich filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce and butter on a loaf white bread.

38. The Bodybag

Three hamburger patties, ham, salami, cappicola, pepperoni, provolone, american cheese, two eggs, french fries, coleslaw and hot sauce, on a whole loaf of italian bread.

39. The Double Cheese Burger Po-Boy

A 14 inch po-boy filled with eight six ounce cheeseburger patties.

40. The West Michigan White Caps Fifth Third Burger

Five 1/3 pound burgers topped with chili, chips and salsa in between a 1 pound hamburger bun.

41. The 1050 Bacon Slice Whopper

A Burger King Whopper with 1050 slices of bacon.

43. The In ‘n’ Out 20 x 20 Burger

Twenty In ‘n’ Out beef patties and twenty slices of cheese in between one In ‘n’ Out burger bun.

44. The In ‘n’ Out 100 x 100 Burger

100 In ‘n’ Out beef patties and 100 slices of cheese in between one In ‘n’ Out burger bun.

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