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11 Portmanteaus To Use In Your Day To Day

Portmanteau: an awkward-sounding combination of two words. But they can be pretty funny, so here are some great ones that you should use all the time. Because with these terms, And really is better.

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1. DISASTERPIECE = Disaster + Masterpiece

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Some creations are just so terrible that humanity may never be the same after its evil spreads to all corners of the world.

2. RELICIOUS = Really + Delicious

Via pandawhale.com

This cat cannot get enough of this watermelon. It's so incredibly tasty that it's relicious.

3. FRENEMY = Friend + Enemy

Via risasmil.com

So there's this person who you're pretty good friends with, but sometimes they drive you crazy because they always seem like they are competing with you or something.

4. BROMANCE = Bro + Romance

Comedy Central / Via rebloggy.com

This is the complicated love and platonic affection shared by two males. Hard to understand unless you've been there. Moving on...

5. CRAMAZING = Crazy + Amazing

Via factsvillage.com

In a nutshell: winning the lottery.

6. FLOORDROBE = Floor + Wardrobe

Via sonshinemusic.blogspot.com

A floordrobe is what happens when you decide that your clothes are too good to hang up in a closet, or however you choose to justify your laziness.

7. MOMNISCIENT = Mom + Omniscient

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Moms always know everything. Always.

8. TWEETIQUETTE = Tweet + Etiquette

Via weknowmemes.com

There are certain manners that should be upheld when on Twitter. Unfortunately, no one really knows what they are. Good luck.

9. FLAVORITE = Flavor + Favorite

Via 9gag.com

Do you absolutely just love the taste of chocolate, more than anything in the world? Then it might just be your flavorite.

10. CATTITUDE = Cat + Attitude

Via thisisacoolattitude.com

When your cat just isn't putting up with you today, it is showing some serious cattitude.

11. HANGRY = Hungry + Angry

Via ohmagif.com

It's 9:00 p.m., you've had a horrible day at work, you're still stuck in the office, and you haven't eaten since this morning. You are hangry. People better stay out of the way of you and your food.