Balm Chicky Balm Balm, ’70s Adult Film-Inspired Lip Balm

Oooh, yeah… The soundtrack to the ’70s can now be spread across your lips.

Balm Chicky Balm Balm is here to help keep your lips moistened while celebrating the certified-groovy days of adult films. And while the title sets the mood, Balm Chicky’s stars provide the action. Flavors/talent includes Juicy Melons, Sweet Baby Ginger, Huge Cucumber, Wild Mountain Honey, and Hot Chocolate Love.

Each tube contains three-times as much balm as your typical lip balm. And, much like the adult film stars of the time, Balm Chicky is 100% natural. But the real scene-stealer is each tube’s patented Friend End™. Placed on the opposite end of the tube is a separate stash of balm with a flip-cap — just the right size for the finger of a friend in need.

2. Juicy Melons

Inspired by the sweet flesh of succulent ripe cantaloupe, Juicy Melons will soak your lips with luscious moisture.

3. Sweet Baby Ginger

With a swipe of Sweet Baby Ginger, warm your lips with a hint of spice — a little bit naughty, a little bit nice.

4. Huge Cucumber

Huge Cucumber combines refreshing mint with cool cucumber to penetrate dry skin and leave lips satisfied.

5. Wild Mountain Honey

With notes of raw honey, Wild Mountain Honey tames even the most weathered lips into supple submission.

6. Hot Chocolate Love

Oozing with sensuality, Hot Chocolate Love will smooth your kiss with the velvet luxury of milk chocolate.

7. The Money Shot

The patented ‘Friend End’ for easy sharing.

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