The 12 Craziest Things Kids Say About Food
Kids say the darndest things!
1. "This tzatziki makes me want to do a little dance!"
We feel you. It's hard to eat tzatziki without jumping for joy.
2. "When I ate my slider it made my taste buds go Boom Shocka Locka! Boom Shocka Locka!'
Kids really do seem to enjoy dancing after eating. We'll bet our legs can't dance half as well as her taste buds.
3. "One time, I ate an apple and I was full for 7 days!"
That's one crazy apple!
4. "This smoothie tastes like recess!"
Good food and playtime? We'll take 'em both, please.
5. "These are better than gushers!"
That cherry tomato is maybe just a little bigger than a gusher, but we'll bet it is better!
6. "My mom says if you don't eat tomatoes you're not American."
Bold statement. Guess we'd better eat our tomatoes.
7. “I used to hate raspberries because they were hairy, but now I love them! Now I’m going to eat them all the time!”
Hairy berries might seem yucky, but they can be so yummy!
8. "You have to try 3 or 4. It's a 'REQUIRED' taste."
This gal REALLY likes her kale, and you'd better too.
9. "It tastes like rainbows in my mouth!"
Who needs skittles, amirite?
10. "My favorite fruit or vegetable is pig's feet."
Uh, sorry to break it to you, but that's not a fruit or a vegetable.
11. "We eat whole grains so when we get old, we can look like we did in our 20s."
Do you even know what someone in their twenties looks like?
12. "Next year, for my birthday, instead of cake, I want a cabbage!!!"
Planning already? Alright, we got you!
If you want to spend a year listening kids saying crazy adorable things about food, learn more about the application for FoodCorps at foodcorps.org/app.