The 12 Craziest Things Kids Say About Food

Kids say the darndest things!

1. “This tzatziki makes me want to do a little dance!”

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We feel you. It’s hard to eat tzatziki without jumping for joy.

2. “When I ate my slider it made my taste buds go Boom Shocka Locka! Boom Shocka Locka!’

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Kids really do seem to enjoy dancing after eating. We’ll bet our legs can’t dance half as well as her taste buds.

3. “One time, I ate an apple and I was full for 7 days!”

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That’s one crazy apple!

4. “This smoothie tastes like recess!”

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Good food and playtime? We’ll take ‘em both, please.

5. “These are better than gushers!”

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That cherry tomato is maybe just a little bigger than a gusher, but we’ll bet it is better!

6. “My mom says if you don’t eat tomatoes you’re not American.”

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Bold statement. Guess we’d better eat our tomatoes.

7. “I used to hate raspberries because they were hairy, but now I love them! Now I’m going to eat them all the time!”

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Hairy berries might seem yucky, but they can be so yummy!

8. “You have to try 3 or 4. It’s a ‘REQUIRED’ taste.”

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This gal REALLY likes her kale, and you’d better too.

9. “It tastes like rainbows in my mouth!”

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Who needs skittles, amirite?

10. “My favorite fruit or vegetable is pig’s feet.”

Uh, sorry to break it to you, but that’s not a fruit or a vegetable.

11. “We eat whole grains so when we get old, we can look like we did in our 20s.”

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Do you even know what someone in their twenties looks like?

12. “Next year, for my birthday, instead of cake, I want a cabbage!!!”

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Planning already? Alright, we got you!

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