Top 3 Ways NOT To Cook Your Turkey [COMIC]

We asked a Butterball-sponsored Turkey Talk-Line representative what her three weirdest phone call questions were during Turkey-prep seasons. These are the results, illustrated.

1.

If I’m cooking a turkey while traveling across time-zones in a recreational vehicle, will the Turkey cook an hour faster?

2.

Our turkey looks awful. We needed it to defrost faster, so we threw it in the dryer. But now the plastic is all melted. What can we do?

3.

If I’m cooking a turkey while traveling across time-zones in a recreational vehicle, will the Turkey cook an hour faster?