Top 10 Ways To Get Your Girlfriend Back

So she dropped you? And what to do now? Women are sometimes hard to understand and to follow. But with the right tactics and strategies you may get her back. Read this top 10 of tips on how to let her eat out of your hand again, and let her beg you on her knees to come back.

Ok, I'll admit, I'm a little over the age to worry about girlfriends, jealousy, and what have you about women and relationships. So let me just talk about my own past experiences with women and what I learned from it. Maybe it can help you in some way to get her back.

Before I start I have to explain you a bit what women are and how they think. Women are NOT like men. They think completely different. They get pregnant, they have periods, they need makeup and all kinds of other things which make me thank God that I'm a man.

I mean, what's so exiting about being pregnant? Can you imagine, having grow something inside your body? Vomiting every evening? And.. no more S..X??

Yes, difficult to explain, but that's the truth. So if she drops you, don't think rationally. Don’t say to yourself "she dropped me, because… . Because there is no because…..

It just flows through her mind that she needs a break and doesn’t want to see your belly , brown socks or underwear anymore. Notice that this may take 1 day, 1 week, 1 month or forever..

Having said that, and suppose that she has dropped you, by saying "I don't see any future with you, I'm breaking up, I'll go back living with my mum and I'm going to merry my dog", take a deep breath , keep your head cool and think.

Here is a top 10 list of things to get here back. Most of them will not make sense to you. But that doesn't matter. What counts if that it makes sense to HER . And remember, they don't think and reason like men.

So here it goes.

10. Ignore her. This is the most obvious one. Has to do with Einsteins relativity. When you will ignore her, big chances are : she will get back with the speed of light. This depends also on your mass, according to the famous E=mc2

9. Write an SMS to another girl, and "accidentally" put her on copy. Just a oneliner like "Hi Lucie, I'm feeling horrible. Just broke up with Sandy. But I'll get over it. Wanna have a drink with me . Would help me a lot to get over it. Thanks a lot. Kiss"

8. Promise her a trip to Monaco. This is a dangerous tactic. Because if she's a gold digger she will certainly bite. Notice that I said "promise". It doesn't mean that you also have to execute. You can always say that , when she's back, finally you changed your mind, because you don't speak French. But instead, you will take her to the finest MacDo in the area.

7. Make a fake copy of a winning lottery ticket with Photoshop , scan and mail , saying "I'm going to kill myself. Just won the lottery but I'm all lonely so I gave it all to a charity fund. See you in heaven. Kiss".

6. Ask one of your mates to send her an SMS with something like "Hi Sandy, saw Michael yesterday with a super blond. Did you break up with him"?

5. Go to her facebook and post on her public timeline "Hi Sandy, what do I do with your sexy underwear and other attributes ? When will you come to pick it up?", immediately followed by "Oops, think I posted that one on your timeline, instead of a PM . Let me figure out how to delete that" (and of course you don't).

I got this one from a friend who is 50 years old, never married and still single, so I'm not sure if this one is really effective. Actually, before applying this one, I first would contact your lawyer, just in case..

4.Call your future mother in law. Tell her that you finally made it to Harvard, but that you can't pull it anymore without her daughter and that, instead of Harvard, you're going on a spiritual journey in India for the next year.

3. Make a BIG party with all your mates and a lot of booze. Make sure that you get pictures during the whole evening. Zip all the pics and send it to her saying "You see, I can also have fun without you"

2. Buy TWO cheapo wedding rings at Walmart. Send it to her with a small card saying "I had planned our wedding already next month, but because you've left me I canceled all the cars, the helicopter, the trip to the Bahamas. Here's the ring that I'd bought for you. Hope it will fit and that the second one will fit your future buddy".

1.Write her a poem. Something like this:

You left me and my heart is full of pain

My life is over, I'm getting insane

Goodbye my dear, I had a nice time with you

I'm going to hang myself, thinking about you

Well, you get the point. Make it something really dramatic.

Just by applying 2 or 3 of the aforementioned tactics, I'm almost sure that she will be back and eating out of your hand.

DISCLAIMER : None of the above tactics are proven to work. I will not be liable if you get shot by your ex. I'm not responsible for any physical or psychological damage, caused by any of these methods. If you want further advice, please consult www.ImGoingToHangMyself.com

Have fun and take care.