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1. "I was led to believe you just pissed in her"
2. "I thought sex was just rubbing boobs while naked"
3. "I was always sure the vagina was much further up. A bit below the belly button I guess; to the point that insertion required your penis to be at right angles to your body. Literally not until I had sex did I realise this was not the case."
4. "I had a friend who called the vagina a ‘hairbutt'"
5. "I thought blowjobs had recently been invented, some time around 1993"
6. "I truly thought that a penis looked similar to a snowman... Meaning, one ball on top of another that would go inside of the woman. I thought instead of it going in smoothly, it would be 'bloop bloop' in the hole"
7. "I thought my sperm was one giant white ball, kind of like a pearl, that came out of the urethra"
8. "I thought a circumcised penis was one with the head cut off"
9. "I thought that in the middle of the night his penis would extend into some kind of snake thing and sneak over to her vagina and insert a squadron of 1/2 scale versions of his testicles into her"
10. "I thought that when girls got their periods they would actually lay an egg"
11. "I thought that girls only had buttholes and they gave birth out of their butts"
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