17 Reasons Why Charlie Crist Is Exactly Like Your Ex

We are never, ever, getting back together.

1. He brought you down instead of building you up.

When Charlie Crist was governor the median home prices dropped by 47%.

2. He had a spending problem.

Charlie raided Florida's budget stabilization fund and other state savings accounts.

3. He had really annoying friends.

4. He cared more about his appearance than you.

Tan much, Charlie?

5. He stole from you.

Charlie used taxpayer dollars to fly around Florida on state-owned jets for his campaign and personal reasons.

6. His values didn't align with yours.

Charlie has flip-flopped countless times on what he believes in.

7. He ran away when things got tough.

Charlie ran away from Florida after losing 832,000 jobs.

8. He lied to you.

Charlie said he wouldn't raise taxes but lied and raised them by $2.2 billion when he was governor.

9. He cheated on you.

Charlie was sneaking around Florida's back and decided to run for Senate.

10. He left you for someone else.

When running for Senate, Crist left the Republican party after Marco Rubio was up in the polls.

11. Then he beggggged for you back.

Charlie has decided to run as governor again... and has been begging for Florida's forgiveness.

12. He told you what you wanted to hear.

I'm a Republican... I mean, I'm an Independent... Wait no, a Democrat!!

13. He used you.

Charlie used Florida to try to make it to Washington...and failed.

14. He only cared about himself.

Charlie's political career > Florida's needs

15. He wouldn't come to terms with the breakup.

Florida hasn't voted Charlie into office since 2006. Charlie running for governor is like your ex blowing up your phone begging for you back.

16. You realized you're better off without him.

Since Charlie left office, more than 563,000 private-sector jobs have been created in Florida and unemployment has dropped from 11.1% to 6.3%.

17. And his new love interest is...well, whatever is good for him right now.