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14 Things You've Been Told If Your Face Shows Less Emotion Than A Potato

"I thought you hated me!"

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1. "I thought you hated me!"

Said literally everyone ever.
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Said literally everyone ever.

2. "Have you always kept to yourself like this?"

It's really funny how some people assume they know everything about your personality just by looking at your face.
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It's really funny how some people assume they know everything about your personality just by looking at your face.

3. "I've never spoken with you before because you always look like you're angry."

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4. "Why the face?"

Baby, I was born this way.
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Baby, I was born this way.

5. "When I first saw you, I thought you were really stuck up, but I got it all wrong!"

Wow, that's great.
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Wow, that's great.

6. "Is everything okay? Are you sure?"

At this stage in your life, you already know that nothing you say will be enough to satisfy someone who asks you that.
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At this stage in your life, you already know that nothing you say will be enough to satisfy someone who asks you that.

7. "Your smile is so pretty. You should smile more!"

Cue fake smile and prayers that it fools them into leaving you alone.
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Cue fake smile and prayers that it fools them into leaving you alone.

8. "Wow, I didn't think you'd be funny!"

Forever hitting them with the element of surprise.
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Forever hitting them with the element of surprise.

9. "Why are you so serious?"

Ummm, since when am I so serious?!
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Ummm, since when am I so serious?!

10. "I was just joking! Don't give me that face!"

What face?!?!
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What face?!?!

11. "Don't you ever smile?"

Yes. I am smiling. Right now. Why can't you see?!
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Yes. I am smiling. Right now. Why can't you see?!

12. "Come on, try smiling just a little!"

Oh yes, because I'd never tried to smile before this very moment. Wow, thank you for your help.
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Oh yes, because I'd never tried to smile before this very moment. Wow, thank you for your help.

13. "Are you being sarcastic?"

What do you think?
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What do you think?

14. "Just try to loosen up a bit!"

The single phrase that will make you look unfriendly for the rest of your life.
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The single phrase that will make you look unfriendly for the rest of your life.

This post was translated from Portuguese.

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