1. When you only start having sex after you've paused the show you're watching, because you know you'll want to finish watching it when you're done.
2. Sex that's like "You're the star and you can do whatever you want, as long as I get to lie down the whole time!"
3. Sex in a sweatshirt, because it's cold.
4. Sex that's like, "Let's just do oral so we don't get too tired."
5. Sex on top of a towel so you don't have to change the sheets.
6. Sideways sex, because that way both of you can be lying down.
7. Sex in the shower, since it's kind of like killing two birds with one stone.
8. Missionary. When you're down to bone, but too lazy to be imaginative about it.
9. Sex with your clothes on so you don't have to get dressed again, because you're already running late.
10. Sex when you're sleepy, so you'd better get to the point.
This post was translated from Portuguese.