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    Updated on May 28, 2019. Posted on Jun 18, 2017

    The 10 Laziest Types Of Sex

    Sometimes even the most passionate people feel a little lethargic.

    1. When you only start having sex after you've paused the show you're watching, because you know you'll want to finish watching it when you're done.

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    Seductive, yet honest.

    2. Sex that's like "You're the star and you can do whatever you want, as long as I get to lie down the whole time!"

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    When you're just not up for being active, but want to show you still care.

    3. Sex in a sweatshirt, because it's cold.

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    Sex in your sweats might not be the most exciting thing you can think of, but neither is catching a cold.

    4. Sex that's like, "Let's just do oral so we don't get too tired."

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    When you've got places to be afterwards.

    5. Sex on top of a towel so you don't have to change the sheets.

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    You know what we're talking about.

    6. Sideways sex, because that way both of you can be lying down.

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    Also known as Sunday morning hangover sex.

    7. Sex in the shower, since it's kind of like killing two birds with one stone.

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    Even though you quickly discover that you're not very good at multitasking.

    8. Missionary. When you're down to bone, but too lazy to be imaginative about it.

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    But when you do even the basics well, it's still satisfaction guaranteed.

    9. Sex with your clothes on so you don't have to get dressed again, because you're already running late.

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    You've got to make the most of the time you have.

    10. Sex when you're sleepy, so you'd better get to the point.

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    We've all been there!

    This post was translated from Portuguese.