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    Posted on Aug 30, 2016

    18 Little Everyday Embarrassments That You'll Never Come Back From

    "Credit or debit?" "Yes."

    1. When someone says "happy birthday" and you respond with "you too."

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    But I suppose there's always a 1 in 365 chance that it's their birthday too.

    2. That moment you say, "Good, and you?" after someone says, "Good, and you?"

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    You're such a gifted conversationalist.

    3. The irritation of realizing you just said "goodnight" at eight in the morning.

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    Speechless.

    4. And nothing shows off your good manners better than when you say "pardon me" after bumping into a... table.

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    I'm sure if the table could talk, they'd appreciate the apology.

    5. And isn't it odd how embarrassing it can be to fill up your hand with conditioner instead of shampoo?

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    Nobody else saw it happen and it's such a small error. Why is it so humiliating?

    6. And let's not forget those handshakes that turn into lame half hugs.

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    "Hey, good seeing you agai– oop! Oh, okay. We're huggi– oop. Uh, sorry."

    7. And never quite knowing what to do when someone from another country comes in for a cheek kiss.

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    I understand this is customary, but can I just opt out?

    8. That feeling you have after saying "thanks" to someone when you've just done them a favor.

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    At best, you look like an idiot. At worst, you look like a passive-aggressive idiot.

    9. Waiter: "Credit or debit?" You: "Yes."

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    Quick, just accidentally say "I love you" when you leave and get out of there.

    10. Saying "nice to meet you" to someone you've already met.

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    Manners < memory.

    11. Or worse, complimenting someone before realizing you're talking to the wrong person.

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    "Hey, great job on that report!" "What report?"

    12. You haven't suffered until you've called the same wrong number twice and had the same person pick up both times.

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    Has anyone died from this yet?

    13. Almost getting on an escalator going the wrong direction.

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    At least you made a stranger laugh. It's nice to brighten up someone's day.

    14. And back at school, how about that day when you accidentally called your teacher "mom"?

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    Even if it was years ago, that embarrassment always feels fresh.

    15. You die a little bit every time you try to swipe your work ID to get on the train or bus and vice versa.

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    Why are you like this?

    16. Saying "thanks" when you meant to apologize.

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    "Ouch. You're standing on my foot." "Thanks."

    17. Saying goodbye to someone then realizing in horror that you're both walking in the same direction.

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    Time to scramble to make more small talk!

    18. And, of course, that moment you accidentally yell "HELLO?" in response to the door bell instead of "I'M COMING!".

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    You'll never get over the pain.

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