1.You can never find your keys at home and often find them still sticking out of the front door.
2.And you've ordered food to the wrong address before and sat there puzzled when it failed to show up.
3.You're constantly getting into the shower with your glasses on.
4.Or running around frantically looking for your glasses before realizing that they were already on your face.
5.When you do get yourself together enough to do something productive, like wash your clothes, you forget to add detergent.
6.You accidentally put stuff in the fridge that has no business being in the fridge.
7.Even when you've seen a movie a million times, it's still entertaining because there are all these "new parts" you've never seen before
8.You've accidentally texted yourself before AND HAD ENTIRE CONVERSATIONS.
9.Sometimes you fall into some dead end on the Internet and don't know how you got there.
10.You've wasted a considerable amount of time trying to get into the wrong car before.
11.God only knows how many reps you do at the gym.
12.When someone tries to give you directions you can only remember half of the instructions.
13.You hit "forgot my password" more frequently than you actually remember your password.
14.You've spent entire days with your shirt on inside-out.
15.It's totally normal for you to check the time, then immediately check it again because you didn't have the foggiest idea what you read the first time.
16.And it's totally normal for you to get completely distracted and not have the faintest idea what you've done for the past several minutes.
