1.
Even the slightest breeze will leave your hair full of impossible-to-brush-out knots.
2.
No matter what you try, it's impossible to build up any volume.
3.
And when you do try, by combing your hair dry, for instance, you just end up looking like a poodle.
4.
Even when you grow up it, it never feels like you've got enough hair to pull off any of the more fashionable styles.
5.
No hair style lasts very long on your head.
6.
And you avoid buns altogether because the results can be PAINFUL.
7.
Need proof that it's possible to make your hair look even thinner than it is? Try bleaching it!
8.
Your whole life is spent dealing with oily hair.
9.
Somehow "frizz" is not a powerful enough term to describe the suffering the top of your head goes through.
10.
Ponytails make you look like you're going bald.
11.
Your bangs are pure sadness.
12.
You cry a little bit inside for each one of your hairs that fall out.
13.
Every hot new hair products that promises more volume just makes it look like you've gone three weeks without washing your hair.
14.
Those little hair ties are about three times larger than they need to be for your hair.
15.
It feels like your hair just doesn't grow!
16.
All of your hair products say "volume" somewhere on them.
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And no matter what you try... no matter what you do... at the end of the day, this ALWAYS happens to you.
