1. Instantly regretting starting a story with, "when I was little..." because you know exactly what "joke" is coming next.
2. You had to learn how to change the temperature of the shower using a shampoo bottle.
3. And just because you're height-deprived, most people treat you like a child and talk down to you.
4. If you ever encounter one of those modern cabinets that flip up, you just have to leave it open when you're done.
5. You can't carry on a conversation with tall people for more than a few minutes without getting a neck cramp.
6. Getting into any car, especially an SUV, is like scaling Everest.
7. Not only can you NOT reach the handles on public transportation, you're also RIGHT AT armpit level for most of those people who can.
8. You've almost passed out and fallen right into the washer as you're reaching in to fish something out from the very bottom.
9. Actually seeing shows? Reaching the top racks in stores? Do things like that ever actually happen?
10. You've never sat in a chair that didn't leave your legs swinging in the air.
11. Suffering the daily humiliation of driving with the seat pushed all the way up so that you're glued to the steering wheel, just so you can reach the pedals.
12. No matter how old you get, you're always accused of trying to use a fake ID when you buy booze.
13. And anytime you're flirting and want to come off as "hot," you're only ever told that you're "cute."
14. Walking any distance with a long-legged person is essentially the same as running a marathon.
15. And no matter how much of a shit-show you are on any given day, you're always stuck right in the front of any group photo.
