Food·Posted on 19 Apr 201719 Tweets You'll Only Find Funny If You Kind Of Hate Health FoodRepeat after me: Cauliflower is not a worthy substitute for sacred carbohydrates.by Flo PerryBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. G💰 @oneofthosefaces if you handed me this and then I discovered it was actually yoghurt, peach and apple they would never find your body 08:53 AM - 07 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ms TUFFANY @ms_TUFFANY Meal prepping is so tedious but SO worth it 🙌🏽 06:24 PM - 22 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Hilary @Hilary_W If anyone presented me with a dry water biscuit topped with a cube of raw courgette at a party I would hit them 10:33 AM - 07 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Sophie Gadd @sophie_gadd imagine someone offers you cake and then it's this 10:53 AM - 29 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Molly Manglewood @undeadmolly Imagine how fast you would cut someone out of your life if they served you salad in an ice cream cone. 01:59 AM - 27 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Wendy Jones @abilliontimes Just had some vegan chocolate. May as well have eaten a candle. 03:30 PM - 14 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. benny loggins ✨ @Tighe_er It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the health people are at it again 02:54 PM - 26 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Carl Anka @Ankaman616 Sadness. You're serving lentils and sadness. 01:28 PM - 09 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Bonnie Prince Huey @HueySilverFox I had cauliflower rice with my dinner tonight. It felt like I was punishing myself. It's the perfect food choice for masochists. 09:50 PM - 18 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 11. Rodger Sherman @rodger_sherman Chick-Fil-A suggests adding "one healthy habit" to your day, like eating chicken nuggets every three hours 06:22 PM - 27 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. Ashley Meadows @ash_meadows16 I just attempted to make a cauliflower crust for pizza and the wax paper it was baking on caught fire in the oven... so I'm staying fat 07:50 PM - 18 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton What's a 27-letter word for "Corn"? 04:23 PM - 22 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Ruby Tandoh @rubytandoh really important to eat both seasonally and locally if you can. a creme egg from your nearest londis could cost as little as 50p 12:31 PM - 22 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. keely flaherty @flahertykeely i've never been this angry in my whole life 08:45 PM - 04 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Smug Lemur @Smug_Lemur It's a lot easier to stop eating carbs once you've come to terms with living a joyless life full of anger and sadness. 12:47 AM - 29 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. ⓥ @dagobah_luke my friend just gave me this and said "I got you a vegan easter egg" 01:15 PM - 31 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite