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    Updated on Dec 15, 2018. Posted on Apr 19, 2017

    19 Tweets You'll Only Find Funny If You Kind Of Hate Health Food

    Repeat after me: Cauliflower is not a worthy substitute for sacred carbohydrates.

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    if you handed me this and then I discovered it was actually yoghurt, peach and apple they would never find your body

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    Meal prepping is so tedious but SO worth it 🙌🏽

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    If anyone presented me with a dry water biscuit topped with a cube of raw courgette at a party I would hit them

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    imagine someone offers you cake and then it's this

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    Imagine how fast you would cut someone out of your life if they served you salad in an ice cream cone.

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    Just had some vegan chocolate. May as well have eaten a candle.

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    It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the health people are at it again

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    Sadness. You're serving lentils and sadness.

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    I had cauliflower rice with my dinner tonight. It felt like I was punishing myself. It's the perfect food choice for masochists.

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    Chick-Fil-A suggests adding "one healthy habit" to your day, like eating chicken nuggets every three hours

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    I just attempted to make a cauliflower crust for pizza and the wax paper it was baking on caught fire in the oven... so I'm staying fat

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    really important to eat both seasonally and locally if you can. a creme egg from your nearest londis could cost as little as 50p

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    i've never been this angry in my whole life

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    It's a lot easier to stop eating carbs once you've come to terms with living a joyless life full of anger and sadness.

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    my friend just gave me this and said "I got you a vegan easter egg"