Animals·Posted on 22 Sept 201721 Weird Things Cats Do That Only Cat Owners UnderstandEvery cat has a "jogging" hour and a "knocking off" hour.by Flo PerryBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The cutest thing a cat can do is when they cover their face with their paw. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @casperselfies It's when they're sleepy but it's too bright for their lil' eyesies. 2. However many toys you buy your cat, nothing beats their excited little face when you open a cardboard box or give them a fresh paper bag. Twitter: @cryingbaseball It's like you're giving them a new lil' castle. 3. For some reason cats can't seem to remember that your feet are attached to you. Flo Perry / BuzzFeed They keep thinking they need to kill them. 4. You feel most proud of your cat when it kills an insect for you. Twitter: @NicaLoove Many times you have tried to point out an annoying fly to your cat, but your cat just wants to nap instead. 5. Every cat has a "knocking off" hour where they will push things off surfaces deliberately to get your attention. View this post on Sometimes they even look you in the eye while they're doing it. 6. And every cat has an hour where they just go for a little casual jog around the house. Twitter: @MitchellMan7 OK, more like a demonic sprint. 7. As soon as you need a wee, your cat will sense this and immediately sit on you. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @kevinkittycat And you cannot move because then your cat might never sit on you ever again. 8. Cats hate it when you hold their paws, but you can't resist trying because they are so adorable. Flo Perry / BuzzFeed And sometimes when they're really sleepy they'll let you. 9. It is your cat's mission to get as much cat litter out of the tray as possible. Twitter: @Noah_Hummus In your cat's ideal world the whole house would be covered in a thin layer of litter. 10. Your cat will always sit on the pile of stuff on the bed instead of the vast empty space on the bed. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @casperselfies Cat owners would never leave a pile of clean washing on their bed unless being covered in cat hair was suddenly the hot new trend. 11. Even though cats are small, they are capable of taking up as much bed space as an adult human. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @lironatias7 It's a talent. 12. Even if your cat doesn't actually want to eat what you're eating, they still want to sniff it, and maybe give it a little lick. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @akwgmzlj "But you don't like salad" is something you've definitely said to your cat. 13. Cats aren't generally political, but they are all staunchly opposed to any closed door. Grayson Perry @Alan_Measles Help! Kevin is trapped in your phone 07:43 AM - 01 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite In a cat's utopia every door would be open, you could go out or in or sit on the threshold as much as you like, and no one would pee alone. 14. It is impossible to call a cat by the name you originally gave them. Over time their true name will come to you. Cinnamon Jaceface @jembawls sometimes I call my cat a dog just to annoy her Mon Mar 06 06:58:18 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Usually it's either Mrs Cuddlefloof or Crapbag. 15. But if your cat is ever naughty they just get referred to as "The Cat". View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @pet_shaming The equivalent of your mum calling you by your full name. 16. Cats will happily sleep for 23 hours of the day, but they will be 100% awake in the hour before your alarm is meant to go off. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @anthonyburchett All cats are morning people. 17. Nothing confuses a cat more than baths. imgur.com It's terrifying when they walk along the edge and you think about how your naked body would turn into a scratching post if they fell in. 18. Cats don't really want attention, but also they don't want you to give attention to anything else. cats-beingdicks.tumblr.com So naturally they sit on what you're doing and then ignore you. 19. Cats will choose the most expensive item of furniture in the house to be their favourite scratching spot. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @kevinkittycat 20. Cats have absolutely no concept of personal space. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @kevinkittycat 21. Cats are the most beautiful and precious creatures of this earth. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @yvoxy We must protect them even if they don't like us that much.