Animals·Posted on 26 Oct 201620 Weird Things All Cat Owners Secretly Do*Cat sneezes* "Bless you!"by Flo PerryBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Trying to hold your cat's hand. View this photo on Instagram 2. Running round the house shouting "LOOOooooooOOOK at himmm" whenever your cat is doing something cute. View this photo on Instagram 3. Avoiding going to the toilet because the cat is sitting on you. View this photo on Instagram 4. Feeding your cat some human food just because they look so cute eating it. 5. Talking to your cat and almost forgetting that they can't actually understand what you're saying. View this photo on Instagram 6. Taking a picture of your cat whenever it does something slightly out of the ordinary. View this photo on Instagram 7. Mainly calling your cat by a name that is not actually their proper name. View this photo on Instagram 8. Feeling slightly offended if they choose to sit on someone else's lap and not yours. View this photo on Instagram 9. Holding your cat up to the mirror so they can see how pretty they are. View this photo on Instagram 10. Using your cat as a pillow, but actually not really doing it because you don't want to crush their lil' bellies. View this photo on Instagram 11. Saying "hello" and "goodbye" when your cat is randomly sprinting around your house. View this photo on Instagram 12. Wanting your cat to share your bed even though you know they keep you up half the night. View this photo on Instagram 13. Letting your cat into the bathroom with you because otherwise they'll just scratch at the door. 14. Trying to reason with your cat about whether it wants to be in or out. View this photo on Instagram 15. Convincing yourself a bite is a sign they love you. View this photo on Instagram 16. Watching most of your TV like this, and just putting up with it. View this photo on Instagram 17. Stroking all your cat's fur the wrong way and then laughing at how silly they look. View this photo on Instagram 18. Saying "bless you" when they sneeze. View this photo on Instagram 19. Trying to cuddle them when it's pretty obvious they're not into it. View this photo on Instagram 20. Choosing staying in with them over going out and actually socialising. View this photo on Instagram