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    Updated on Oct 20, 2019. Posted on Oct 26, 2016

    20 Weird Things All Cat Owners Secretly Do

    *Cat sneezes* "Bless you!"

    1. Trying to hold your cat's hand.

    2. Running round the house shouting "LOOOooooooOOOK at himmm" whenever your cat is doing something cute.

    3. Avoiding going to the toilet because the cat is sitting on you.

    4. Feeding your cat some human food just because they look so cute eating it.

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    5. Talking to your cat and almost forgetting that they can't actually understand what you're saying.

    6. Taking a picture of your cat whenever it does something slightly out of the ordinary.

    7. Mainly calling your cat by a name that is not actually their proper name.

    8. Feeling slightly offended if they choose to sit on someone else's lap and not yours.

    9. Holding your cat up to the mirror so they can see how pretty they are.

    10. Using your cat as a pillow, but actually not really doing it because you don't want to crush their lil' bellies.

    11. Saying "hello" and "goodbye" when your cat is randomly sprinting around your house.

    12. Wanting your cat to share your bed even though you know they keep you up half the night.

    13. Letting your cat into the bathroom with you because otherwise they'll just scratch at the door.

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    14. Trying to reason with your cat about whether it wants to be in or out.

    15. Convincing yourself a bite is a sign they love you.

    16. Watching most of your TV like this, and just putting up with it.

    17. Stroking all your cat's fur the wrong way and then laughing at how silly they look.

    18. Saying "bless you" when they sneeze.

    19. Trying to cuddle them when it's pretty obvious they're not into it.

    20. Choosing staying in with them over going out and actually socialising.

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