1. Have sex with Drake's mom.
2. Stop dissing Drake and start dissing Bill Cosby.
3. Get Rob Ford on the next diss track.
4. Dump Nicki Minaj and say, "She made me do it."
5. Have Sylvester Stallone be the Mike Tyson to your Canibus.
6. Disappear for a couple months, come back, and claim to have been taking care of an ill family member.
7. Convince Lil B to give Drake the Based Curse.
8. Pretend like nothing is wrong and make incredible music.
9. Two words: Hologram Aaliyah.
Meek, you're welcome.
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