1. He will flatter you: Via youtube.com Oh. 2. He's really big on secret relationships: Via youtube.com He's avoids you, with love. 3. And in the horrible case where word gets out that he knows you: Via youtube.com So I guess if he friendzones you that means he really likes you! 4. He has a lazy eye: Via youtube.com 5. He will stalk you: youtube.com / Via youtube.com 6. I told you that he's going to stalk you: Via youtube.com 7. You'll never escape him: Via youtube.com He'll try to talk to you at all waking moments of the day or....? 8. He's Michael Meyers: Via youtube.com PLUS HE JUST WANTED TO TALK TO ME AT ALL HOURS, WHAT THE HELL. 9. He's punctual: Via youtube.com I just want to know what happens if he's late. 10. He demonstrates proper social behavior: Via youtube.com People being nice? No, that's a myth-- they're actually already planning your future with them. 11. Remember when Ghost Face was watching Drew Barrymore through the window: Via youtube.com If I'm not looking how do I know he's looking me?! HOW DO I KNOW! 12. He's a stranger: Via youtube.com Tell me more. 13. He's on his way somewhere: Stranger walks next to me = we're dating. 14. He likes to invade your personal space: Via youtube.com Convorsation. 15. Remember when you brushed hands with the cashier: Via youtube.com But really don't touch me. 16. He might be in second grade: Via youtube.com 17. And the most obvious way: Via youtube.com Romance.