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    I Hate Ben Schwartz.

    No, really. I am being serious.

    FilmJunkie92
    by FilmJunkie92

    Community Contributor

    Fuck you.

    No, but seriously.

    Jean Ralphio...

    Damn you to hell.

    How

    can something be so fucking nerdy, yet so fucking sexy at the same time?

    I am done.

    Why did I make this?

    Dear Ben,

    If it wasn't clear enough when I say hate I mean a deep love.

    P.S. GIVE ME HOUSE OF PIES ALREADY!!!

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