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1. Expectation: You will meet all these super cool teenagers!
Reality: Your classmates are immature kids who laugh at fart jokes
2. Expectation: Turn up all night. Every night.
Reality: You wouldn't give up an opportunity to sleep for anything else
3. Expectation: You drive around with your new license like it's nbd
Reality: You're unable to pass your driving test
4. Expectation: You will suffer under a social pyramid with the cheerleaders and jocks at the top
Reality: Seriously? No one cares about a complicated hierarchy
5. Expectation: There will be freakishly cool experiments in class
Reality: You're re-watching videos of this guy
6. Expectation: You will take part in meaningful class discussions
Reality: Five or so students use every speaking opportunity to kiss up to the teacher.
7. Expectation: You dress like a cool kid
Reality: You roll into class in your pajamas (which look pretty cool, anyway)
8. Expectation: You have a high school sweetheart
Reality: Relationships are too much effort
9. Expectation: You will be hosting the craziest parties whenever your parents are gone.
Reality: Netflix
10. Expectation: You have a fool-proof study plan that will keep you on top of everything
Reality: 90% of your understanding is achieved through those late-night cram session epiphanies
11. Expectation: You know everything about everyone.
Reality: C'mon, you're so out of the loop.
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