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1. "I went to prom with Miley Cyrus. She rode in on a horse and then wrecked it."
2. "Mom, I was studying for the SAT. That's why my eyes are so red."
3. "I'm married to Justin Bieber, and we have a son, Ryan Gosling."
4. "I climbed Mt. Everest and there was a palm tree at the peak"
5. "Harvard University is just a high-end homeless shelter"
6. "Hey girl, I'm a merman, go out with me and you'll become a mermaid"
7. "I can drive blindfolded by smelling the traffic"
8. "I am a bird and I have my own reality TV show"
9. "My little sister is an octopus and is out to eat me."
10. "I love you more than Kanye West loves himself"
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