Stop Saying Britney Spears Is Making A Comeback...

I wish the media would stop using the term 'comeback' in reference to Britney Spears. She never left. She's been here the whole fucking time, working her ass off...

Um remember that little album she dropped during her very public breakdown in 2007? Yep, that was Blackout & it was fire.

Via giphy.com

It's Britney bitch...

Then came the incredible single, Womanizer with it's Toxic Vol. II style video directed by Joseph Kahn. There is no denying that it was a hit.

Via wifflegif.com

It really wouldn't be a Britney video without a hair flip right.

So we were all loving that for a hot minute, then BAM! Circus came at us like fire from the sky....

Via wifflegif.com

I can't even deal.

No seriously. This was epic.

Via britneyspearsgifs.tumblr.com

She's like a ringleader, she calls the shots...

Look her entire 2008 album Circus was brilliant. Womanizer, Circus, Out From Under, Unusual You, If U Seek Amy... etc, etc #blessed

Via creativejeniusreport.com

Try not to love this album, I dare you.

In 2011 the gods must have seen our unquenchable Britney thirst because Femme Fatale came. And it was flawless.

Via musicbleed.wordpress.com

Every. Damn. Song. Flawless.

Bye Haters.

Via tumblr.com

She's a hard bitch.

Honestly, if you didn't love Hold It Against Me & it's music video, I'm seriously worried for your sanity & taste level.

Via wifflegif.com

She's hotter than you, don't hold it against her..

And of course Kesha wrote her a banger with Till The World Ends. That video though. RIP me. Dead.

Via breatheheavy.com

I don't know about you but I wanna be stuck underground with Miss Spears during the apocalypse..

There was a tour. And a remix. With Nicki Minaj & Kesha. We were truly not worthy, but still, Godney Spearit in her endless generosity blessed as again...

Via giphy.com

It's Britney bitch, I'm Nicki Minaj & that's Kesha...

Here is some more Till The World Ends. You're welcome.

Via britneyuniverse.com

Dead.

Our girl never stops working. Thank fuck coz Work Bitch was an anthem.

Via mtv.com

I wish Brit would whip my ass...

Don't even try to deny that you've danced to this banger.

Via pinkisthenewblog.com

You betta work bitch.

Of course everyone knows she has a hugely lucrative fragrance empire, so this Sia penned gem was perfectly fitting...

Via starpulse.com

Admit it, you own all her fragrances...

Wait, you want more? Well she gave us more. A stellar Vegas residency...

Via tumblr.com

What happens in vegas....

Which is STILL going & hugely popular....

Via breatheheavy.com

I know right.

And of course last year we got Pretty Girls. Forget Iggy, it's really all about Britney.

Via breatheheavy.com

Coz she's just so pretty...

It was a bop for a hot minute...

Via breatheheavy.com

There was also her flawless VMAs medley performance earlier this year...

Via harpersbazaar.com

I know I stopped breathing....

YASSSS QUEEN!!!

Via media.giphy.com

On repeat, all day. Every day.

And honestly who cares if it wasn't the original video, when Make Me ft. G-Eazy dropped we all creamed ourselves.

Via much.com

Channelling herself circa 'Britney' album...

Why reference others when you can reference the best.

Via media2.popsugar-assets.com

And now we wait patiently for Glory....

Via media.giphy.com

Which will surely be glorious.

Amen.

Via i169.photobucket.com

So you're STILL calling it a comeback?

Via ak-hdl.buzzfed.com

Seriously. She was always here.

So really we should count ourselves lucky because we are not worthy & she doesn't owe us a damn thing...

Via giphy.com

But she is a doll so she keeps blessing us.