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HOW TO: Eat Like A Tortoise

It's quite simple really. They key is enjoying the fruits of your labor.

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  • 1. Target The Meal.

    If your food is on a plate, throw it on the ground! (via.)

  • 2. Chomp. Don't chew.

    Eat slowly. If there isn't any food on the outside of your mouth you're doing it wrong. (via.)

  • 3. Celebrate!

    Smile! You have successfully eaten like a tortoise! (via.)