me: so, urban legends?
Friend: I like the mud shrimp one
me: what’s that?
Friend: Woman goes into public (truck stop, I think) bathroom
and then doesn’t come out for hours
they finally break down the door to see what has happened
and she’s passed out and the toilet is full of baby mud shrimp
because she had recently masturbated using a live pregnant mudshrimp who released fertilized eggs into her vagina
Full story through the link!