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    Woman Who Masturbated With an Appetizer

    me: so, urban legends? Friend: I like the mud shrimp one me: what’s that? Friend: Woman goes into public (truck stop, I think) bathroom and then doesn’t come out for hours they finally break down the door to see what has happened and she’s passed out and the toilet is full of baby mud shrimp because she had recently masturbated using a live pregnant mudshrimp who released fertilized eggs into her vagina me: gross Full story through the link!