1. The person who was accidentally hilarious:

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2. The mom who did not mean to get aggressive:

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3. The person who created a very interesting term of endearment:

4. The person who meant "awkward" and not "rock hard":

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5. The person who definitely meant to write "headband" instead of "big man":

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6. The person who really, really tried for "ketchup":

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7. The husband who definitely isn't looking for a mistress:

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8. The person who 100% wasn't referring to pooping in the car:

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9. The person who tried and failed to say their babysitter’s name:

10. The person who really escalated the conversation:

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11. The person who was overcome with sudden road rage:

12. The person who did not mean "genital sows" when talking about Chinese food:

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13. The person who was listening to a true crime podcast and it showed:

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14. The dad who was seriously confused:

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15. This person who definitely meant somewhere different:

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16. The mom who wasn't going to put up with any nonsense:

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17. The person who made this stinky mistake:

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18. And finally, the son who caught his hilarious error early on:

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