1.
The person who was accidentally hilarious:
2.
The mom who did not mean to get aggressive:
3.
The person who created a very interesting term of endearment:
4.
The person who meant "awkward" and not "rock hard":
5.
The person who definitely meant to write "headband" instead of "big man":
6.
The person who really, really tried for "ketchup":
7.
The husband who definitely isn't looking for a mistress:
8.
The person who 100% wasn't referring to pooping in the car:
9.
The person who tried and failed to say their babysitter’s name:
10.
The person who really escalated the conversation:
11.
The person who was overcome with sudden road rage:
12.
The person who did not mean "genital sows" when talking about Chinese food:
13.
The person who was listening to a true crime podcast and it showed:
14.
The dad who was seriously confused:
15.
This person who definitely meant somewhere different:
16.
The mom who wasn't going to put up with any nonsense:
17.
The person who made this stinky mistake:
18.
And finally, the son who caught his hilarious error early on:
