1.
Dropping your book and losing your spot because your bookmark fell out.
2.
Turning the page and accidentally giving yourself a paper cut.
3.
Reading outside when it's too windy and your pages keep involuntarily turning.
4.
Finding a booger in the pages of a borrowed library book.
5.
Accidentally showing up to a bookstore an hour before it opens.
6.
Trying to eat dinner and read at the same time and spilling food on the pages.
7.
Letting someone borrow a book and having it returned in poor condition.
8.
Having someone spoil a big plot point when you weren't done reading.
9.
Accidentally ripping the paper when you turn the page.
10.
Reading on your e-reader and the battery dies.
11.
AND WORST OF ALL, WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES.
