1. When it comes to finding a place to live:
Californians be like, room for rent! 🔑 Nice and tidy! only $2500 a month!
2. When it comes to talking:
How Californians speak Yes: no, yeah No: yeah, no Definitely: yeah no forsure
3. When it comes to giving directions:
i love californians. they be like “yeah it’ll take you from the 71 to the 91”
4. When it comes to seasons:
Californians be like... “Happy 1st Day of Fall”
5. When it comes to paying rent:
californians be like “no im not suffering, my rent is literally only $2182/mo”
6. When it comes to fashion:
Californians be like "it's been so cold this December that I had to start wearing long sleeve crop tops"
7. When it comes to gourmet meals:
Californians be like, “what wine would pair well with my double double from In N Out?”
8. When it turns to sweater weather season:
@ABC7 When the temperature drops below 60 degrees Southern Californians be like
9. When it comes to the struggle:
People in California be like ugh this quarantine is so hard, all I did today was hike up a mountain to a beautiful view of the ocean and go back home to sunbathe in my pool 😣😣😖😔😞
10. When it comes to drink preferences:
Things Californians say: "Do you have eggnog but like... almond milk eggnog??"
11. When it comes to wildfire season:
The Entire Country: CALIFORNIA IS ON FIRE AGAIN! THIS IS A DISASTER! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD! Californians: it just be like that sometimes
12. When someone brings up the drought:
people in california be like
13. When it comes to communication:
@joleary97 @DrakeGatsby @JJCarrido Californians be like oh man....that’s...no dude...deadass I’m like...kind of mad about it
14. When it comes to snagging a deal:
californians be like “i just found this 2 bedroom house 700 square foot with an orange tree in the yard for $3.5 million! what a deal!” 🥴
15. When it comes to acclimating to the weather:
People in California be like: “It’s 73° it’s so cold better put a jacket on” People in Nebraska be like: l” It’s 50° beautiful day outside!”
16. When it comes to filling up:
Californians be like...."Damn! That's cheap AF!' https://t.co/fwBDLbxr8U
17. When it comes to feeling the ground shift:
People in California be like: https://t.co/R4zQtXO0dj
18. When it comes to layering up:
@tiffacorn People in California be like
19. And finally, when it comes to understanding our lingo:
No one: Californians: “Dude” “The 215” “No yeah” “Yeah no” “Dude it’s not far, it’s only like 45 minutes away” “Bruh” “Dude” “The 91” “Is that a fucking straw?” “Coachella?” “Wow this gas is only 3.86” “Dude” “Bruh 75 is freezing”