Upon Closer Inspection, You Will See That These 15 Things Are Not, In Fact, Butts

Hehe. (I'm sorry.)

1. It's not a butt! 

This potato that looks like a butt from mildlyinteresting

2. It's also not a butt! 

My butternut has a butt! from mildlyinteresting

3. Oh no no no, that is not a butt in disguise. 

this pear has a butt crack from mildlyinteresting

4. It's not a tiny butt.

This mushroom has a butt from mildlyinteresting

5. It's not a plump butt.

This plum I found at work today looks like a butt from mildlyinteresting

6. Do you get it now? It's not a butt. 

These chestnuts look a butt from mildlyinteresting

7. No way! You know that's not a butt! 

My orange has a butt! from mildlyinteresting

8. It certainly is not a butt in disguise. 

I peeled a tomatillo that looks like a butt from mildlyinteresting

9. Heheh. It's not a butt. 

This butternut squash has a butt from mildlyinteresting

10. No sirree! Not a butt! 

this butt in my peanut butter from mildlyinteresting

11. Nothing tush-related over here!

My girlfriend found this mushroom that looks like a butt from mildlyinteresting

12. You're getting it now! It's not a butt. 

This pear looking like a butt from mildlyinteresting

13. No hiney hiding out around here. 

Potato with a butt! from mildlyinteresting

14. Oh no, sorry, it's also not a butt. 

This fingerling potato looks like a tiny butt. from mildlyinteresting

15. And finally, that is — oh. That is not a penguin. 

A bulldogs butt swirls that look like a penguin from mildlyinteresting