Have you ever looked at your Thanksgiving turkey and thought, "You know what? To hell with tradition! I want something DIFFERENT, damnit!"?
Or maybe you've thought, "You know what this turkey needs? SOME HOT CHEETOS, THAT'S WHAT."
Well, I have some good news, my friends. In the year of our Lord 2017, you can now cook your turkey with this Hot Cheetos recipe from Reynolds to wow* your family and friends.
Tender? Juicy? Flamin' Hot? YES.
There's also a recipe for a Cooler Ranch turkey, if that's more your jam.
So go forth and enjoy this incredible gift of Hot Cheetos and turkey that has been generously bestowed upon us.