An account that claims to be the "last Blockbuster" store has been posting hilariously witty tweets on its Twitter account, and it's incredibly entertaining.
For decades people have said our business model will be our downfall and you know what? We have to commend them on their spot on analysis.
Allegedly, the very last store is located "between 3rd and Main in the Oak Lawn Shopping Center," according to the account's Twitter bio, and is run by employees who work there.
Please stop sending us photos of abandoned blockbusters. That's like us sending you photos of your dead grandparents.
In an interview with The Daily Dot, they explained that "this account was created to get face-to-face with them and build a personal relationship for a better Blockbuster future. And to contact people who owe us late fees."
Every time you return a tape without rewinding it a bald eagle flies into a plane engine.
While this account probably isn't ACTUALLY legit, it's still pretty freaking funny. Here's a few LOL-worthy tweets:
If high waisted jeans can come back in style so can we.
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A great way to improve your Blockbuster experience is to lower your expectations.
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Some days we wonder if this was a waste of $150k.
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Are you a movie buff? Are you looking for a summer internship? Do you fit into crawl spaces? Apply in store today!
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A lot of people don't know this but we own a large portion of Netflix. Just kidding our electricity just got shut off.
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Movies are a great way to distract yourself from the fact that you never became a dancer.
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It's Friday the 13th and you know what the perfect movie to rent on Friday the 13th is, Weekend at Bernie's.
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Just a reminder VCR rentals will not fit through our QuickDrop return slot no matter how hard you kick them. Thx.
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Every single year the strip mall has a sidewalk sale. And every single year Colleen forgets that the sun melts DVDs like butter.
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Be lit, rewind the tape a bit.